• Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
• Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sitthere.
• Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both bechanged regularly and for the same reason.
• An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimistfears that this is true.
• There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't getworse every year.
• In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
• I am a nutritional overachiever.
• I am having an out of money experience.
• I plan on living forever.
• So far, so good.Practice safe eating-always use condiments.
• A day without sunshine is like night.
• If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
• It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers toask you the questions.
• The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing atthe right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
• Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
• Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
• Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show.
• And this one is the real truth, so pay attention:You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old becauseyou stopped laughing.